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Husband Vs Wife

(A conversation between computer husband and a real wife)

Husband: Hi dear. I’m logged in

Wife: Have you brought the groceries?
Husband: Bad command or file name

Wife: But I told you in the morning ?
Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort, retry, cancel?

Wife: What about my new TV ?
Husband: Variable not found

Wife: At least, give me your credit card. I need to do some shopping
Husband: Sharing violation. Access denied

Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you
Husband: Data type mismatch

Wife: You are useless
Husband: By default

Wife: What about your salary ?
Husband: File in use. Try after some time

Wife: Who was in the car this morning ?
Husband: System is unstable. Press ALT + CTRL + DEL to reboot

Wife: Are you going to have some snacks ?
Husband: File system full

Wife: What is the relation between you and your receptionist ?
Husband: only user with WRITE permission

Wife: What is my value in this family ?
Husband: Unknown virus

Wife: Do you love me or your computer or you’re being just funny ?
Husband: Too many parameters!

Wife: I will go to my dad’s house.
Husband: This program has performed an illegal operation and will be terminated

Wife: I’ll leave you forever
Husband: Close all programs and logout and then login as another user

Wife: It’s worthless talking to you
Husband: Shutdown the computer

Wife: I’m going
Husband: It’s now safe to turn off your computer

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