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Business is business!

One day at a school in Rocky Mount, North Carolina of USA, a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, " Children, I'll give $20 to the one who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived on our planet earth." An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick." The teacher said, "Sorry Alan, that's not correct." Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew." The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either. Finally, a Gujarati boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ." The teacher said, "That's absolutely right. Avi, come up here. Take your $20." As the teacher was giving Avi his money, she said, "You know Avi, you are a Gujarati and I am very surprised you said Jesus Christ." Avi replied, "Yes, in my heart I knew it was Lord Krishna, but business is business!" Source: Mail Forward from a friend

Software Development Process

Most people have already seen this. This is very much true in almost all of the projects.

A Love Story

Lady : Why do you like me..? Why do you love me? Man : I can't tell the reason.. but I really like you.. Lady : You can't even tell me the reason... how can you say you like me? How can you say you love me? Man : I really don't know the reason, but I can prove that I love you. Lady : Proof? No! I want you to tell me the reason. My friend's boyfriend can tell her why he loves her but not you! Man : Ok..ok!!! Erm... because you are beautiful, because your voice is sweet, because you are caring, because you are loving, because you are thoughtful, because of your smile, because of your every movements. The lady felt very satisfied with the man's answer. Unfortunately, a few days later, the Lady met with an accident and became comma. The Guy then placed a letter by her side, and here is the content: ========= Darling, Because of your sweet voice that I love you... Now can you talk? No! Therefore I cannot love you. Because of

A Funny Story

A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialled the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. "Hello?" "Is your daddy home?" he asked. "Yes," whispered the small voice. "May I talk with him?" The child whispered, "No." Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mummy there?" "Yes." "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, "No." Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?" "Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman." Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" "No, he's busy", whispered the child. "Busy doing what?" "Talking to Mumm

Chicken Pox

Got chicken pox in the middle of last month. Currently it got cured but need to be on diet for one more month. Did not able to attend my friend's sister's marriage. Important things regarding chicken pox: 1. Currently it is getting spread in Hyderabad. 2. It spreads by getting exposed directly (by touching the blisters) or indirectly ( by air) to the person who already got it. 3. You won't get Chicken pox if you already got it once in your life. 4. It may attack in 3 weeks once you get your self exposed. 5. Go to doctor if you see at least one/two blisters on the skin. What if you already got chicken pox: 1. If you see the symptoms of chicken pox ( white colored blisters through out the body) then don't get panic. 2. Visit your nearest doctor. 3. Don't expose yourself to sunlight. 4. Go to home, take rest and listen to your parents. 5. Tell to your parents to consult Homoeopathy doctor to get preventive medicines for your rest of the family so that it won