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The race of life

Every morning in Africa, a gazelle awakens. He has only one thought on his mind: To be able to run faster than the fastest lion. If he cannot, then he will be eaten.

Every morning in Africa a lion awakens. He has only one thought on his mind: To be able to run faster than the slowest gazelle. If he cannot, he will die of hunger.

Whether you choose to be a gazelle or a lion is of no consequence. It is enough to know that with the rising of the sun, you must run. And you must run faster than you did yesterday or you will die.

" This is the race of life."

Cool Captions

# Sign on a railway station at Patna:  
Aana free, jaana free,  
pakde gaye to khana free.    

# See n on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay:
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.
She may be your grandmother!    

# Seen on a bulletin board:  
Success is relative. More the success, more the relatives.    

# Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay:  we need your heads to run our business.    

# A traffic slogan:  
Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else they never will be.....    

#THE BEST ONE:  
Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations
It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god."
- Indian Armed Forces